Friday, February 20, 2009

HAI KAK IRA...I dah jawab...

1) Anak Kunci
kegunaan asal – untuk buka segala benda alah yg berkunci
kegunaan sampingan – buat anting2..kawan I dulu buat laa…kate nye grunge. Tapi I tengok macam patung peragaan kedai kunci…LAHARSSS & HINA SANGAT…

2) Penutup Pen
kegunaan asal – untuk tutup mata pen tu laa…
kegunaan sampingan – untuk digigit2 sampai hancur masa tension…

3) Botol Mineral
kegunaan asal – buat simpan air masak dalam freezer
kegunaan sampingan – buat tempat penternakan nyamuk aedes n tiruk…

4) Paper lama
kegunaan asal – buat bungkus nasi lemak
kegunaan sampingan – pukul lipas…eiiii geli I uolssss

5) Seluar 'D' lama
kegunaan asal – untuk jadi bahan arkib dalam almari
kegunaan sampingan – mungkin boleh dijadikan penutup kepala kepada pencuri2 (Cadangan I jer tau…) Macam watak “Oolong a.k.a Wuron dalam Dragon Ball..cuba perhati atas kepala dia...comel kan...


6) Lesung batu
kegunaan asal – untuk menumbuk lada, bawang untuk masak nasi goreng
kegunaan sampingan – jadi penukul paku kalo I terlupa mane I letak penukul besi i. (Cikgu Kemahiran hidup I yg ajar)

7) Langsir
kegunaan asal – untuk menghias tingkap
kegunaan sampingan – sekali sekali boleh dijadikan gaun makan malam kalo dah tak sempat nak pi tempah…

8) Komputer ofis
kegunaan asal – siapkan assignment yang bos kasi…kegunaan sampingan – download lagu, update blog, tgk movie masa takde keje. Pendek kate kegunaan sampingan lagi banyak dari kegunaa asal. Wallla…

9) Duit syiling
kegunaan asal – bayar parking kete, beli air tin
kegunaan sampingan – gores kad top up…

10) Laman Blog
kegunaan asal – Menceritakan atau berkongsi cerita ngan rakan2 bloggers.
kegunaan sampingan – MeLAHAR orang dengan sesedap rasa….

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Dah Jawab...Hehehe

I jawab Tag u PJ Selamba...


IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY?
Shut Up And Drive - Rihanna

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Livin’ La Vida Loca – Ricky Martin

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Drama – Ning, Nikki, Yanie

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Beauty And The Beast – Celine Dion

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Heal The World – Michael Jackson

WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
We Are The World – Various Artist

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Just Another Sad Love Song – Toni Braxton

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Laila Namamu Teratas - Search

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Generasiku - OAG

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Memori Tercipta – Shila OIAM

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Smack That – Akon

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Left Outside Alone - Anastacia

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Biarlah Rahsia – Siti Nurhaliza

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Goodbye – Air Supply

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
It’s Not Right But Its Ok – Whitney Houston

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Earth Song – Michael Jackson

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Melompat Lebih Tinggi – Sheila On 7

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Overprotected – Britney Spears

IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Pour Que Tu M’aimes Encore – Celine Dion

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Purnama Merindu – Siti Nurhaliza

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Same Script Different Cast – Whitney Houston

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
I will Survive – Diana Ross

Friday, February 13, 2009

My Friday's Breakfast... Burppppp!!!!

Zaoshang Hao,

Pepagi bute i dah call i nye kroni Siti Sarah Sengal untuk bertanyakan ke mana arah untuk breakfast pagi ni... dah penat breakfast kat Mak Mah Corner... Kitorang pun mula mengambil risiko dengan menyeberangi jalan yang penuh ngan kete...semuanya laju2...berdegup-degup ati nak melintas...muka Sarah pun macam pucat2 sebab takde satu pun kete nak berenti masa kitorang mula menyeberangi jalan tu...laju je semuanye...rasa takut ada...takut2 kalo tak sempat sampai di tempat yang dituju... kitorang toleh kiri toleh kanan kereta semua masih laju2 semuanya...takde satu pun yang simpati sebab kitorang nak melintas.. I pandang Sarah n Sarah pandang i balik...mudah betul nak lintas jalan ni walaupun kete tak putus2 lalu...Sebabnya kitorang melintas guna JEJANTAS....mudah dan selamat...hehehehe....Semua rakyat Malaysia sila la gunakan jejantas yer untuk melintas...sebelum nyawa anda melintasi tubuh anda...

Sampai je ke tempat tujuan aku melangkah masuk... Semua masyarakat dalam cafe tu mengangkat muka...Wah rasa macam Rihanna n Chris Brown lak... I Rihanna n Sarah Chris Brown huhuhuhu...susup sasap kitorg mencari port terbaik untuk melayan nafsu makan kitorang...memula i malu nak bagitau Sarah yang i nak makan 2 keping roti canai.... maklum laa nak cover yang i ni tak kuat makan...Baru nak memula kan cerita Sarah menyampuk yang dia nak order 2...Wahhahahahahahahahahahhaha....ada jugak geng i yang pelahap.... Kitorang kalo makan memang macam bomoh yang bela SAKA... makan untuk 3 orang....

Bro, Roti Kosong 2 n Roti Telur 2....i n Sarah mengorder... I mengharapkan order kitorang tu akan dihantar dalam 2 trey je laa tapi laharssss betul mamat tu....Order kitorang dihantar berasingan...Roti kosong sampai dulu n Roti Telur kemudian...pecah la lobang kitorang ngan masyarakat sekeliling yang memerhati dua makhluk tuhan ni makan....pakcik sebelah pandang2 je...rasa macam nak sapu je muka dia ngan roti canai i tu...Pedulik hapa....kitorang terus makan n makan dengan laju2....

I tengok mulut Sarah mengunyah makan roti canai tu tak ubah macam Shredder Machine yang kat opis....hehehe....

Ni la dia juadahnyanye.....Yums Skalsss....






Thursday, February 12, 2009

UiTM Lendu Di Hatiku....


Salam,

Hari ni masa tetengah buat keje terpandang la picture masa zaman belajar dulu... I miss that moment so much... selepas SPM 2000 dalam bulan March 2001 i dapat offer further study...Bukak je surat tawaran i tengok i dapat offer AM 110 (Diploma in Public Administration) formerly known as AL 110 Faculty of Administration and Law. Waaaa kursus ni i letak di tempat kelapan dalam senarai kursus yang i pohon sekaligus bermaksud ia hanya sekadar memenuhkan ruang kosong yang ada...lastly kursus ni yang i dapat...LAHARSSS betul rasa dalam ati....

Masa tu perut dah memulas... kepala dah tension pasal apa yang i nak tak dapat... Langsung i cuba menyembunyikan surat tawaran tadi kat dalam almari...tapi nasib kurang baik...adik selongkar almari n surat tu terlepas ke tangan dia n i kantoi... Mak n abah mula MELAHAR i...sedeyyyy.... dengan berat hati i melangkah ke UiTM Melaka yang terletak ceruk ladang getah kat Alor Gajah Melaka.

Sepanjang perjalanan pi daftar i emosi gile bila tengok jalan nak masuk ke kampus tu...keliling pokok getah...tak nampak pun umah orang...yang i nampak kerbau berkeliaran...ya ampun ni kampus ke atau....ARGHHHHHHH Kompiussssss La.....Masa tu i rasa bermula la sejarah gelap idup i dalam kebun getah di daerah Alor Gajah tu....Emosi i makin tintong bila i tengok ade beratus mate anak tangga i nak kene daki nak ke B.A (Bangunan Akademik) huh...

Pejam Celik Pejam Celik...5 tahun i kat sana...dari diploma i sambung degree... Fakulti Pentadbiran dan Undang-Undang dah pun bertukar nama ke Fakulti Sains Pentadbiran dan Pengajian Polisi... Thanks to Pn. Asmidar Lokman, Prof Madya Pn. Norhayati Mohd Salleh, En. Ahmad Naqiuddin Sanuzi Bakar, En. Hameed Mydin, Miss Begum, Pn. Suzi, Pn. Nasreen Miza Hilmy, En. Tony Paridi Bagang, En Suhaimi Abd Samad, Pn. Mimi Sofia, Prof. Madya Ilyas Zaidi, Pn Aliza, Prof Madya Rosnah Aluai and all my fellow friends...I miss every single moment that we had together... All of you put colors to my life...

Now i admit...tempat i anggap kebun getah, kuno, ceruk 5 tahun dulu is the best place i ever been... I miss that tangga, i miss that lake... i miss that mystery story of UiTM Malacca. UiTM Melaka (Lendu Campus) U ALWAYS IN MY HEART...


UiTM DI HATIKU

Wujudmu di sini di tanah anak merdeka
Bagai obor ilmu memayungi putera puterinya
Pelopor hidup budaya bangsa
Agama negara
Pembentuk akhlak manusia agar jadi sempurna

Ku yang melangkah ke sini
Ingin mempelajari
Rahsia di muka bumi dengan cara hakiki
Tunjukkan aku jalan ilmu mu
Untuk ku menuju
Destinasi cita-cita negara dan bangsaku

Maju lah bangsa maju negara
Berkat usaha jaya MARA
Kami berikrar akan berjasa
Hingga kite berjaya

Demi Bangsa.....

Watikah yang kumiliki
Kan ku semat dihati
Janji ku pada pertiwi untuk menabur bakti
Ku sempurnakan seikhlas hati
Membela negara
Doa restu ayah bonda
Untukmu semua....

UiTM USAHA TAQWA MULIA...






Dulu.... Kini....

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Man and Tiger.....In Conflict

Bonjour,

Recently, we heard and read many article discussed about the conflict between man and animals and most popular conflict is happened between Man (Homo Sapiens sapiens) and Tiger (Panthera Tigris Tigris/Jacksoni/Altaica/Corbetti/Amoyensis/Sumatrae). As we all know, conflict between these two being has happened since decades ago and until now there are no solution to this problem.


Sundarbans in Bangladesh is the massive mangrove area which also being called as a 'deadly zone" by some local villagers. This is because many tiger attack cases being reported there. This serene mangrove environment has turn into eerie place since some villagers since many of them have their own personal experience and story about their encounter with this beautiful but fierce creatures.


In Malaysian context, we also have our own story... Last decade, Malaysian have been shocked when an aborigin man body were found without legs and head. The shocking news continued when an innocent lady work as rubbertapper was attacked by tiger in her plantation. Her head skin was being teared by the tiger claws and her skulls was puntured by the massive canine teeth. Luckily she still alive until now....


We should realize we are not alone in there earth....we share it with other creatures... Understanding the true concept of sharing will allow us to realize how important the existence of different species and subspecies... Malaysia is a developing country and due to this it actively open many areas of land in fulfilling its mission for success. Sadly, we always forget that this land and soils are not only belong to human being...it belongs to all creatures....land clearing and deforestation has decrease tigers habitat and our intervention to their area already create a tension for them.


The Malayan tiger is found only in the Malay Peninsula , southern tip of Thailand and Peninsular Malaysia. Tigers are not found in East Malaysia ( Borneo ). In Malaysian, they are sparsely distributed from the northern transboundary forests contiguous to Thailand to the most southern tip of continental Asia . Besides the three main tiger landscapes: Main Range (ca. 20,000 sq km), Greater Taman Negara (ca. 15,000 sq km) and the Southern Forest Complex (ca. 10,000 sq km), tigers are still found in isolated small forests, secondary vegetation fields, and abandoned agricultural land in low human density and road density areas of the east coast. Majority (88%) of the tiger habitats are found in the four main states of Pahang, Perak, Terengganu and Kelantan. (Sources from Save The Tiger Fund Article)


Malayan tigers prey on sambar deer, barking deer, wild boar and livestock. Tigers in Taman Negara also prey on sun bear. Whether their principal prey includes gaur and tapir is unknown. Tigers occur at very low densities 1.1-1.98 tigers per 100km 2 in the rainforest as a result of low prey densities, thus in order to maintain viable tiger populations of minimum of 6 breeding females, reserves need to be larger than 1000km 2 . Biological/ecological research on the Malayan tiger is still in infancy. For example, information on dietary preference, morphological measurements, demographic parameters, social structure, communication, home range sizes, dispersal capabilities are all lacking. (Sources from Save The Tiger Fund Article)


Let us think back what we had done...do we want this conflict continually happened and at last human being won that thropy and there are no tiger alive?..or we want these creature still living beside us and we proud it is a symbol of bravery and sovereignty of our beloved Malaysia?..The answer is in ur hand...


Think wise before u answer....

Deforestation...

Hola,

Today i would like to share some information with you regarding 'Deforestation". According to United Nations Confrence on Environment and Development (UNCED) on 1992, deforestation is defines as "land degradation in arid, semi-arid, and sub-humid areas resulting from various factors including climatic variations and human activites."

When we talk about the deforestation, we cannot separate this issue with biodiversity. Deforestation has create the imbalance to our unique biodiversity that we have in our country. Each and every region in this world has unique and distinctively biodiversity. Here we can define biodiversity as the "the wealth of life on Earth, the millions of plants, animals, and micro-organisms, the gens they contain and the intricate ecosystems they build into the living enviroment"(World Wildflife Fund).

Malaysians nowadays should change their way of thinking and the matter of deforestation should be put into their serious discussion instead of politic, fashion, lifestyle and etc. We had experienced so many events of death due to the natural disaster. Although it is regarded as natural disaster, we should examine and try to find the root of the problem to such disasters. And finally we will find the answer...human intervention to the biodiversity is one of the major causes of it...here i would like to list down some major effects that will happen if deforestation is continually happen in Malaysia...



1) Dramatic Increase in Temperature

This happen when many trees has been cut down. Trees provide shade so that the shadded area will have a moderate temperature. When there are no trees available, the temperature will dramatically increase and these kind of effect we already experienced in Malaysia especially in the urban area.

2) Lost Of Moisture In Soil

Direct exposure form the sun to the soil will reduce the moisture since the soil get baked and the moist evaporate to the atmopshere due to lack of canopy leaves which can prevent such thing from happened.

3) Desertification

According to the record from United Nations Environmental Programmed (UNEP), between 1958 to 1975, Saharen Desert was expanded about 100km southward. Plus, UNEP also estimated that desertification will threathned 35% of world surface and 20% or world population. It will also affect Malaysia if we do not take any action from now.

4) Less Carbon Dioxide and Nitrogen Exchange


Rainforest is important on carbon dioxide and nitrogen exchange process. Recent survey annouced that deforestation contribute about 10% in Greenhouse gas emissions and most of us know that Greenhouse gas is the gas that trap heat in the atmosphere. And of course when such heat being trapped it will end up with global warming effect due to progressively high temperature.

5) Lost of Green and Recreational Areas Of Land
Clean water and clean air are two rewards that forest can give to us. Rainforest clearing will result the in lackness of such thing. Plus, we will also lost a wide area of recreational place. This effect can create a major repercussions to the earth and all creature on it.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Alahai Hari Wilayah.....

Bonjour Madame/Monseur,

Kisah 1

Pagi tadi tepat jam 6.50 a.m membebel handset i menyanyi lagu Maya Karin....kelam-kabut i mengumbah briefcase i mencari mane 'menatang' tu....dah setengah minit Maya Karin melalak sampai serak2 basah suara ala2 William Hung baru la berjaya i menekan punat handset itew.... Tertera satu SMS dari Sarah berbunyi.....

Sarah : Nok, parking tempat aku minggu ni... k

Fa : Eh kite kan cuti ari ni uols

Sarah : Eh, kite cuti ke? eh, bukan ke wilayah je...ko saje je kan pepagi bute ni nak mainkan aku...

Fa : Cuti la wei. Mak kat atas katil lagi ni.

....Masa ni aku dah dapat agak Sarah mula kelam kabut sebab dia makin confuse....sebabnya SMS seterusnya yang i terima agak lambat dari dia....sebelum dia sempat anta SMS seterusnya i medahului dia...

Fa : Hahaha. Ko very the "Kueeehhhh" laaa. Mudah nak percaya. Ni mesti tengah tipon sesapa nak confirmkan.

Setelah hampir 5 minit, SMS dari Sarah diterima...

Sarah : Lahar ko!!!!

(Kebenaran yang Sarah confuse sama ada hari ni cuti atau tak telah disahkan sendiri oleh tuan punya badan Puan Siti Sarah Che Dan...menurutnya, beliau menghubungi kawannya Ina(kalo tak silap i) untuk mendapatkan kepastian sama ada Selangor akan bercuti jugak ke pada Hari Wilayah Persekutuan...i guess dah bape lama laaa wanita ini hidup di bumi Malaysia....hahahaha)

Kisah 2

Tepat jam 9.45, Sarah muncul ke bilik i. Inilah dialog perbualan kami.....

Sarah : Nok, ko tau tak no telefon E.. D...... (Seorang Officer di HR Department)

Untuk makluman, HR Department kami terletak di jalan Dato' Onn Kuala Lumpur.

Fa : Ko hamik la buku directory tu...

Sarah terus menyelak buku tu laju2 kononnye efisen..... dan menekan punat telefon macam nak tercabut punat tu

Sarah : Pehal HR ni takde orang hangkat...diorang suka tau wat macam ni...!!!!

Tanpa membuang masa i terus men'Caras'....

Fa : Hey Laharsss, bukan ke Jalan Dato' Onn tu kat Kuala Lumpur....pehal ko sengal sangat. Kan ke hari ni K.L cuti la Uoolssssssss....Sengal tul laaa dia ni...

P/S : Sian Sarah ni...tapi disebabkan sengal2 ayam dia laa hidup i ceria...Time kasih Sarah....
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Sunday, February 1, 2009

I answer ur Tag Wahai Abang Onggon....

Rules: Use Google Image to search the answers to the questions below. Then you must choose a picture in the first page of the results, and post it as your answer. After that tag 6 people..


1. I am Fa......



2. I really wanna go to : Christchurch, New Zealand



3. My favourite place : Summerset Resort at Rompin, Pahan

4. My favourite thing : My Compaq CQ40

5. My favourite drink : Nescafe O Ais



6. My favourite food : Nando's 1/4 Chicken with 2 sidelines (Peri Chips & Coleslaw)



7. My favourite color : Maroon


8. I live in : Puchong, Selangor



9. I was born in : Klang, Selangor


10. School/College/University I attended : UiTM Malacca (UiTM Dihatiku..I miss it so much)
11. My favourite story : Homeless To Harvard


12. This is my hobby : Bowling....

13. And i definitely dream for this thing : Apple Notebook



14. nah i nak tagged manusia2 ni lak.....
Jawab Jangan Tak Jawab kalo tak nak rasa di 'Hanjing' kan....hahaha