Hari Feeling Chantiqueee!!!!!

Bonjour...

Hari ni rasa macam malas nak wat keje walaupun ada keje belambak nak kene siapkan...maklumlaa "Maharani" sedang bercuti...yang "Dayang Si Maharani" lak bebuat tak tau je kat pekerja-pekerja istana. Ini laa masa yang dah lama dinantikan...pi bilik Sarah jenguk2 dia tengah wat keje..fokus pandang komputer, maklum laa dia dah E.L 2 hari...tapi i rasa macam dihanjingkan kerana Sarah sebenarnya pandai berpura-pura...dia ngah update Blogs dia rupanya...Abang Kerul a.k.a Onggon lak sibuk ke hulu ke hilir ala-ala nurse kat bilik bersalin...busy uolsss melihat anak2 didik bloggers dia mengemaskinikan blog memasing...Raja lak (the one and only Indian Boy) nampak makin kurus...i hengatkan dia "menjolok tekak" (bulimia) sebab nak kurus...rupanya tengah sakit tekak (tonsil) sian uolsss...katenya kalo sekali lagi bengkak dia nak kene operate...sian Raja pasni dah takde tekak laa dia huhuhu larikkkk....tapi i sangsi jugak sesambil operate tekak kang dia mintak extra untuk bedah plastik lak...dia penah cakap nak jadi Chantique...hehehehe n i pernah bersekongkol dengan dia pi Tong Wah beli alatan pencantik muka....Felix...dah la pagi tadi datang lewat katenya LRT rosak...betul ke itew uolss atau malam tadi dia "kepenatan"...hahahaha....very the nak propa cerita untuk raih simpati...huh....

Lastly, i pun buat perangai "kedahak" ngan mengsnap pictures untuk verangan.... dan nilaa hasilnya...

Lihat...besarkan permukaan yang Si Mak Hayam Felix guna untuk memuatkan tubuh serta wajah dia...

Sian Sarah...muka dia nampak penat....kelabu asap muka dia...i pun tak tau sama ada pagi tadi gas dapur dia abis n dia terpaksa guna dapur kayu n muka dia dilitupi jelaga...untuk mengambil hati dia i cerahkan sikit pic ni...kalo tidak dia dah sama macam dinding belakang bilik i...

Ni dia RAJA...buat julung2 kalinya muncuk dikhalayak blog...dia tengah menanggung derita akibat suntik Botox..opppssss sorry..tekak dia tonsil...merana tak leh nak menelan...susah itew uolss..mulut adalah organ terpenting...bukan hanya untuk makan...bahkan banyak lagi benda leh dibuat menggunakan molot.... Get well soon...

Felix n i hanya leh berbaik sekejap je...orang cakap Plastik...pastu kami mula "menghanjing" satu sama lain...i jadi zebra dia pun nak jadi zebra gak...very bebelang ari ni... muka nak kekwat...

Lastly, i mengalah jugak..kasi la laluan kat anak2 ayam baru nak naik ni...terus di Felix possed kekwat ala2 La Queen...sambil mengaktifkan lemak tubuh dia dengan membersarkan tubuh supaya mencaras ruang dalam camera...SENTAP!!!!

Awak urang Minang....

Salam

Bak apo kini ko jadinyo tuan, manangguang jo anak salaban, sangsaro badan manangih la surang, bak iko nasib eh den tangguang kan, biarla sangsai iduik ko tuan, maminto kasiah sapanjang jalan
alah tamanuang jo surang, maratok manangih pagi dan patang, manganang jo untuang nyo badan, awak yang tuo indak dipadulikan, saro manjo baruak di hutan.

(Sangsaro Badan by Mastura)

Kalam lah hari di Simabua, kudo ah lakek palanonyo, baranti sampai siang hari, kalau dinanti lamo bana, samalam maik dalam kubua, tibo malaikaik ka mananyo, bukannyo jawek nan tabari, kasiah ndak sampai nan takana

Untuak Minang kami nan tacinto,bundo kanduang kami nan taibo. Panduduak nan samestinyo manjago,namun bantuak sarupo mahino...???Memang pandapek ko indaklah untuak kasadonyo,tapi baa pulo caro mamilahnyo kok bantuak itu adonyo...!?Di kampuang apo lai di kota samo se parangainyo, caliak lah banyak dunsanak kito nan kini supo tabedoburuak pandia malagak supo indak pandai lai jo bahasonyo...!?Baitu pulo panyampaian namo tampek jo tulisan nan babedoado. Manga indak bangga jo paninggalan niniak muyang kito nan lamo bukankah adaik jo budaya Minang kito indak lo kalah santiangnyo...!?Manga pulo nyo malah mamiliah kapado nan "urang punyo",indak sadarkah baso nan supo itulah caro urang kapia manyasekan kito...!Wahai urang Minang dunsanak nan tacinto sadarilah basonyo adaik jo budaya Minang adolah karunia-Nyo untuak itu marilah kito baliak ka "khittoh" Minang kito,"kaffah"lah manjadi rang Minang, sabalun nagari kito tagadai pulo.Puisi ko dibuek dek karano kaprihatinan kapado suku nan banamo MINANGKABAU...Samoga dunsanak nan lainnyo, lai tabaok pulo kapado nasihaik nan (insyaAllah) bayiak adonyo ko, amin Allahumma amiin...

Sarah Sudah Menyimpan Dendam...

Xiawu Hao,

Cemas, kecut perut i bila Sarah( http://roddypoody.blogspot.com/) sudah mengancam untuk melakukan sesuatu ke atas i...semuanya bermula dengan satu komen i dalam one of her posting...(~Sentap~) adakah dia ingin memulakan perang ke atas i...kenapa "spetot" harus menyebabkan dua rakan baik berdendam....kenapa...adakah makin banyak jumlah "spetot yang dibeli menyebabkan jumlah dendam itew bertambah...gusar i memikirkannya...tak sangka Sarah sorang pendendam...disebabkan "spetot" dia berubah...disebabkan "Scarlet" pun dia berubah...berdebar-debar hati i untuk bersemuka dengan dia...Sarah cubalaaa fikirkan masa-masa kiter bersama...masa kite memilih "spetot" tu...rasa macam mesra je suasana..tapi kenapa sekarang disebabkan "spetot" itew ko berubah...Jangan la disebabkan "spetot" putus persahabatan...jangan kerana "spetot" kite bertikam lidah...jangan hanya kerana "spetot" ko bermasam muka...

Ampuni diri ini...hanya "spetot" yang mengenali "Scarlet"...

huhuhuhuhuhahahahahkihkihkihkihkih lawak lawak lawakkkkkk Siti Sarah Palin niiii.....

Somebody Hit My Hubby...So sad laaaa...

Guten tag,

Semalam, pukul 6.45, i tak sangka my beloved Hubby telah dilanggar oleh somebody yang tak berhati perut...2 tahun i bersama dia tak penah sekalipun i lukakan dia...tapi kenapa orang lain mesti wat macam tu kat dia...i caress him with every single love that i have but yesterday somebody cause a scars that i can't really accept... It was a very painful moment for me when i looked at him... and my eyes almost full with tears...i send him back to my parents house at Klang with a hope somebody can look after him in... Thanks God i'm not alone, my second hubby whom i know almost 2 months cure my sadness...lookin' at him made me feel happy again...Sihat i tengok dia, makin handsome... 'doctor' said my first hubby will fully cure by this coming Thursday....i cross my finger n always pray for that....thanks God, both of them were very sporting... they dun have any single jealousy with each other since they know i do love and care both of them...to my beloved Hubbies...I LOVE BOTH OF U SO MUCH....

My First Hubby (Mr. Kelisa) A very deep scars.....

My Second Hubby (Mr. Satria GTi)

Sentap...Very the KUEH i kene tagged....

THE RULES & REGULATION
#Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
#Post the first definition it gives you.

Uolsssssssss,

Ni dia jawapannya....

1. Your name?
~ Farid.
~ a callsign in malay use for an extraordinary human who exceed the limit of normal human and also mostly consist of freaks. Usually it refers to superhero and sometimes refers to freak (I'm the first definition not the second one)

2. Your age?
~ 26
~ one of the largest prison gangs in south africa. "sonop" tattoos include the number 26 with a crude half circle above it with sun rays extending. 26's operate during daylight hours. (In Malaysian context, I'm the one who join underground movement named "Search n Destroy")

3. One of your friends?
~ Sarah
~ a sexy little creauture! (Yes, she is a "creature" not Human Being...hahaha)

4. What should you be doing?
~ Eating
~ Vulgar slang. To perform oral sex . (Opsssss, Bujang Lelang a.k.a Felix, please explain.....run for your life....)

5. Favourite colour?
~ Maroon
~ A term of derision often uttered by Bugs Bunny when referring to an interaction with a dopey adversary. It is a mispronunciation of the word "Moron" (Uolss understand what it means).

6. Birthplace?
~ Klang
~ When you fall on your face trying to catch a football in front of three hot women. Then you go dumpster diving, find clothes that fit you, and keep them. (I always do...but plsss i dun play football...but the other balls yes...)

7. Month of your birth?
~ March
~ 1.Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
~ 2.The month in which all sexy, drop dead gorgeous women are born.
~ 3.All people born in March are true inspirations, have imaginations that run wild and are go-getters. The month in which all of the true gangsters were born!
(All three definitions was a really reflection of me....am i rite?)

8. Last person you talked to?
~ Ram + lah
~Ramlah isn't defined yet. (See how invaluable she is....hahaha)

~9. One of your nicknames?
~ Nok...
~ To disagree, but comply. No, but Ok (See how plastic i can be....)

To Abang Khairul....I already answer the question......

Rendang oh Rendang...

Bueno Diaz,

Akhirnya berkat kesabaran dan ketekunan i untuk menyahut cabaran Abang Rahman (siapa dia itew Abang Rahman...hanya i je yg tau) i berjaya masak rendang daging untuk dia n kekawan selahar dia...yg peliknya setelah berkali-kali i campak2 n pijak2 daging tu dalam bilik air n celup2 dia dalam larutan Harpic Power untuk melembutkan dia.. tetap tak lembut2 jugak daging tu...last2 malam tadi lepas balik dari keje terus aku membuka acara masak memasak rendang...dan akhirnya tepat 11.30 malam rendang itew siap terhidang dengan jayanya...hehehe satu misi dah selesai...pagi tadi untuk melengkapkan misi ini i bawak rendang itew ke opis...orang yg pertama tau mestila Si Mulut Puaka Siti Sarah...kecoh mulut dia atas bawah berkate-kate dan memanggil2 manusia sekelian alam untuk makan bersama rendang itew...hahahaha...jimat sore aku tak payah jadi P.A System memandangkan dah ade alat siaraya bergerak dalam opis ni...kite bermula ngan abang kerul selaku Ketua Bloggers Cawangan Penyelidikan...dia kate ok..sedap......beralih pula pada Sarah...dia kate...noq very the rasa rendang kangkang ko...tah dari mane dia tau rendang tu dikangkangkan..fitnah semate..i skipping je atas rendang tu malam tadi...seterusnya P.A bos i Dak Kecik Wana...tak sangka laa Cik Fa pandai masak...ayat very the propa..konsep2 nak tunjuk mulia n berbudi bahasa...next we go to Abe Comel Farid Esa...dia terdiam bisu sambil terkulat2 (i tau daging tu liat) kemudian berkata..ade dua sebab kalo orang tu rasa makanan dia terus diam..sama ada sedap atau hancur lahar rasanya...so i guess mesti laa SEDAP.... tengok laa air kaki siapa....n yang paling i admire sekali komen adalah dari Abang Rahman... dia kate memang rasa rendang minang...ala sudah urang awak yang masak...kalo indak sadap yo indak la itu urang minang jo kato nyo...Udo Rahman indak tau lapeh yo mamasak adiak tabariang panek...tolong urut lehhh...tapi pujian Abang Rahman hanya sekejap pastu dia demand memacam...tunggu la satu hari nanti dia yg akan i rendangkan...pastu si Wana pas mangkuk rendang tu pada Kak Mas n Kak Ema...dan dengan tak disangka diorg bawak rendang tu naik n letak kat bilik pantry...hamek...kakak2 sekalian alam sudah merasainya....inner shine mate diorg...cuma i risau kekalo ade yg mintak i jadi menantu....larikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk....tak sanggup i uolsssss.... STOP RITE NOW....

My Cloudy Day...

Assalamualaikum,

Semalam rasa lega sikit lepas dimaklumkan mulai minggu depan i and my friend tak payah lagi nak bersusah payah pening-pening kepala pikir pasal nak menyiapkan minit mesyuarat untuk satu mesyuarat yang penting yang tetiap minggu kitorang kena jadi urusetia. Awalnya i hanya dilantik untuk MEMBANTU setakat 1 atau 2 minggu sahaja tapi lama kelamaan macam i pulak yang urusetia that meeting. Bukan nak berkira atau mengungkit...arahan dari bos i hanya membantu coz dah ade 2 orang officer yang bertanggungjawab untuk handle the whole event of the meeting...rasa tak puas hati memang bergelodak dalam hati ni..lelagi bila ada satu ketika kawan i amik cuti...sepatutnya 'dia' tu laa yg kene take over the task tapi terbalik kot pulak...i yang kene cover benda yang patut si ' dia' tu buat.... it's a wastage for the government to pay the high salary to those individual who can't perform... as a new second officer i'm really frustrated with such attitude that shown by the senior... it's not what i'm expecting from such people that we can regard as a reference... acting like they know everything but in reality they such a rubbish...is my words too harsh? But i think it is the best way to describe such people... Bila la orang2 macam ni nak di eliminate from their service... they such a people who like to take thing for granted...they are the people who cakap tak serupa bikin...and of course they are the living maggots of the service as well as they are the cendawan yang dah kecut and USELESS....

Salam Tahun Baru 2009...

Selamat Tahun Baru 2009...

Semenangnya tarikh 1 January 2009, berebut-rebut orang untuk update blog masing-masing...tapi bagi kite, kite memilih 3 January untuk menulis...setiap kalo berakhirnya 31 Disember setiap tahun kite mengharapkan ade sesuatu yang baru akan datang menjenguk kite ketika peralihan tahun berlaku...tapi sesuatu yang tak pernah baru dan masih kekal adalah peperangan...

Each and every day we saw in the paper as well as through our TV screen the main subject that appeared is War..why it never stop...why it always happen...the latest is the occupation of Damn Israel into Palestinian land...its already already happen since 6 decades ago it continue to be happened and we never know when it will last...war has swept away their happiness, war has turned their life upside down, war has separated them from their family, war has stole their love ones, war has stopped their golden dreams, war has grab everything from their land...

We people of Malaysia should be thankful to God since the harmony and peaceful are still with us...we can breath a good air, we can run freely without worry and we can have a very tasty meals if we hungry... we are not yet crying for food and our babies still sleeping accompany by their mama's lullaby not by a sound or mortar and bomb...But why we still don't want to realize and appreciate all these thing...do we need to experience them first then we realize how important the harmonious and peaceful of living...
Alone we cannot make make such war to be ended...but if we joint our hand together, have a collective minds of ideas, combine our voice for peace...it will ensure one day, in any continent, in any land, in any country...the hope of peace can be happened and sure will be happened.... Enough we watering this land with blood and tears. This earth is created by God to be a place of living, a place that can shelter those in need and a place that can give us a peace...

I always pray each and every year bring a new hope of life...a new and interesting to do...and of course a remaining peace for all people...

Remember...Heal the world, make it a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race...